February 2012
“Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing’s funny anymore unless it...”
– Tom Delonge (via natalier0se)
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i'm too stupid for you
brrreathe-me:
1d1shot:
...
me: hi
british person: hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: whats up
british person: just hanging out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: ok
british person: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
